There is no more wretched creature than a troll. When a troll looks in the mirror, he hates everything that he sees. This self-hatred extends to whomever they encounter, manifesting as spite and envy. "If I am not good at anything," their reasoning goes, "I'll discourage anyone who is." Born of self-loathing, trolls thrive on hate, and are particularly adept at inducing pain with... Continue Reading →
It’s SUPER-CALIFRAGILISTIC-EXPIALIDOCIOUS!!!
I have a love/hate relationship with Disney. Whenever I visit the Magic Kingdom, or see their castle logo pop up before a movie, I am torn about how to feel. On the one hand, I simply adore the man, Walt himself, whom I consider a visionary genius. Never mind whether or not he could draw Mickey... Continue Reading →
One Dead Child is One Too Many
People who worry more about their toys than a child’s life, quite frankly scare me, and I sure as hell don’t want a wave of fanatics protesting my blog. At the same time, my conscious is not letting me sleep at night. Since the Newtown massacre, I feel it is my moral obligation to do something, to contribute my voice to the growing chorus that is saying enough if enough!
The problem with guns in America is a problem with the gun debate itself. Solving gun violence is not a liberal or conservative issue, nor is it a freedom vs. tyranny issue, but an issue of common sense. Nobody wants more children to die, right or left. I think we can all agree on this. Our focus should be on reducing these crimes. But I find it simply appalling, that so many who side with the NRA, shrug their shoulders and accept these massacres as inevitable, as if more children…
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I Travel Through Time to Interview Future Nick Alimonos
Most people say it's impossible, that the laws of physics don't allow for it, but I'm here to tell you they're wrong. You really can travel through time! In fact, you're traveling through time right now! We are all traveling forward into the future at a rate of 1 second per second. Oh . . . you thought I meant something else? Like... Continue Reading →
Goodbye Blogger, Hello WordPress!
Since 2010, Google has been good to me. HTML was not designed with writers in mind, so after struggling with AOL and FTP space and wandering margins, Blogger was a dream come true. Using Blogger, I could write directly on to the page, publish it, and make edits with ease! And without resorting to click-bait sensationalism, I reached 200,000 views. In Philosophy, I... Continue Reading →
Aenya News Update 9/20/2015
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The Double Edged Sword of Controversy
Are you reading this post? Of course you are! What a silly question. Chances are, then, you've had to click past this pesky Warning Page, declaring that some people found material on my blog to be objectionable. I guess I had it coming. After all, I am a nudist, and a lot of people find my... Continue Reading →
The Secret to Becoming a Great Author
It has recently come to my attention that I am too ugly for YouTube. That's right. A kind viewer was recently kind enough to kindly point this out to me. And all these years, I thought I was this studly guy, when in fact, I could have been playing the lead role in The Hunchback of Notre Dame.... Continue Reading →
Aenya News Update 9/20/2015
Sometimes, there is so much going on in my head and in my life, I have to break it down in a news-style format. Niches are for Bitches What is perhaps my most crushing news, my Ages of Aenya Kickstarter failed to raise the $10,000 needed for editing and marketing. Just the editing alone costs... Continue Reading →
Definition: Comignorant
Comignorant: (n) (adj.) A person or persons who make a statement in response to an issue they know very little about, or have not properly researched. May also be used as an adjective to describe said person. For example, "Don't be comignorant, study up before you say something!" Comignorants are symptomatic, I think, of our... Continue Reading →


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