It has recently come to my attention that I am too ugly for YouTube. That’s right. A kind viewer was recently kind enough to kindly point this out to me. And all these years, I thought I was this studly guy, when in fact, I could have been playing the lead role in The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Believe it or not, the image above was taken from my driver’s license. But then again, those always turn out to be the worst pictures. I guess I should count myself lucky, at least, for having married this beauty,
|She gave me water.|
That kid, btw, I am now convinced belongs to the mailman! Thanks anonymous viewer! Anyway, I thought my dreams of fame and fortune as a YouTube book critic were all but dashed, until I thought, what if Quasimodo had a YouTube channel? Or the Elephant Man? Would nobody watch? Even if he had something relevant, meaningful, even important to say? Well, I know I sure would . . . so I decided to continue my strange odyssey into video production.Just keep in mind, I am still new to this whole YouTube thing, and as with writing, I imagine it takes practice. So here it is, for your viewing pleasure, The Secret to Becoming a Great Author.