It has recently come to my attention that I am too ugly for YouTube. That’s right. A kind viewer was recently kind enough to kindly point this out to me. And all these years, I thought I was this studly guy, when in fact, I could have been playing the lead role in The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
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Nick Alimonos |
Believe it or not, the image above was taken from my driver’s license. But then again, those always turn out to be the worst pictures. I guess I should count myself lucky, at least, for having married this beauty,
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She gave me water. |
That kid, btw, I am now convinced belongs to the mailman! Thanks anonymous viewer! Anyway, I thought my dreams of fame and fortune as a YouTube book critic were all but dashed, until I thought, what if Quasimodo had a YouTube channel? Or the Elephant Man? Would nobody watch? Even if he had something relevant, meaningful, even important to say? Well, I know I sure would . . . so I decided to continue my strange odyssey into video production.Just keep in mind, I am still new to this whole YouTube thing, and as with writing, I imagine it takes practice. So here it is, for your viewing pleasure, The Secret to Becoming a Great Author.
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