“Age of Aenya” is NOT about nudism!!!

AENYA is as diverse a world as Middle-earth; to call Ages of Aenya a book about nudism is like calling The Lord of the Rings a book about not wearing shoes.


Sorry for YET another rant—I really didn’t want to do this, I swear—but I recently stumbled upon an article in Planet Nude about ‘nudist media,’ and came across this comment:



Now, here’s the thing: I actually agree with this person 100%. While I occasionally enjoy books and movies featuring nude or naked characters, I do not take them seriously. I do not consider them anything more than a guilty pleasure. In fact, the criticisms this person makes about ‘nudist media’ are all things I’ve said myself, which leads me to wonder — WHY IN THE HOLY FUCK is my book included in this comment???

Seeing “Age of Aenya” (it’s actually Ages of Aenya) alongside Loxie and Zoot and Act Naturally came as an enormous shock to me. My initial reaction was to yell out, “WHAT THE FUCK?” which isn’t an advisable thing to do when you’re waiting in the car line to pick up your kid from school. I sent the same critique to one of my beta readers, and she had the same thing to say: “WHAT THE FUCK?” Another of my fans told me, “He obviously didn’t read it.” And I believe this is most likely the case. But the problem is, I don’t want readers thinking this is what I am all about. That’s not to say a genuine nudist story, promoting nudist values, can’t have merit . . . but that just isn’t what I wrote.

Let me make this clear: AGES OF AENYA is NOT, nor has ever been, a nudist book! Yes, there are naked characters in it, and yes, I do promote a nudist/naturist worldview here and there, but countless other titles do the same with their respective philosophies. But I would never call the books by T.J. Klune “gay books” because the author is gay and writes about gay subjects, nor would I accuse his novels of being unimaginative, thinly veiled arguments for LGBTQ+ causes. The same goes for Mormon author Brandon Sanderson’s Cosmere series. Every writer worth his weight in ink draws from his or her own experiences and beliefs. I have been accused of being preachy, and I admit I am guilty of that, but I preach about a lot of things, clothes-free living being just one of many issues I care about.

To drive the point home: the first draft of Ages of Aenya (originally The Dark Age of Enya) was based on a He-Man fanfiction I wrote back in the mid ’90’s, and NONE OF THE CHARACTERS WERE NUDE! Like Conan, Xandr wore a loincloth, as did his female companion, Thelana. You can see evidence of this in some of the artwork I had commissioned, along with fan-made action figures of Xandr:



The nudity in Ages of Aenya came as an afterthought and is only incidental to the plot. It would be relatively easy to remove it altogether, and almost nothing in the story would change. At most, it would shorten the length by a few thousand words, down from 170k words. This isn’t possible with Loxie and Zoot or Act Naturally.

The commenter argues that nudist authors lack imagination, that all of their stories take place in a nudist resort, which may or may not be true, but I am NOT a nudist author, and Ages of Aenya doesn’t take place in a nudist resort; in fact, the term “nudism” isn’t mentioned anywhere in the book. The confusion lies, I think, because of my own (stupid) attempts to promote my work on nudist platforms, and because a small part of my world, a land called Ilmarinen, is home to a primitive tribe unaccustomed to clothing. The “Ilmar” go naked in the same way certain Amazon tribes like the Zöe go naked, but this has more to do with exploring native cultures and less to do with body shame and modern beauty standards. And the Ilmar are just one group among many diverse races and civilizations, among them: avians, merquid, halfmen, Septhera, Hedonians, Delians, Tyrnaeleans, Kratans, and Shemír. Aenya is as diverse a world as Middle-earth, with so much history and lore, that to call Ages of Aenya a book about nudism is like calling The Lord of the Rings a book about not wearing shoes.



Yes, Ages of Aenya does, in fact, promote a “nudist” ideology, but I focus more on environmentalism, racism, and humanism. The novel is divided into three parts: City by the Sea, The Serpent’s Eye, and Flesh and Steel. Inspired by H.P. Lovecraft’s short story, The Doom that Came to Sarnath, City by the Sea was the impetus for the novel. In both Lovecraft’s version and my own, an aquatic race invades a human city. But the city in my story, Hedonia, is modeled after ancient Rome, with a touch of Egyptian theocracy. As the war rages on, it becomes clear to the reader that the merquid have been fighting for more justifiable reasons than I originally let on. This is a tale about prejudice and racism. As the streets of Hedonia are flooded and its people are massacred, my Ilmarin heroes, Xandr and Thelana, doff their attire to defend the city in a moment inspired by Beowulf and Ancient Greek myth. But to suggest this makes my story an unimaginative nudist diatribe is simply nonsensical. You might as well include Jungle Book, Tarzan of the Apes, A Princess of Mars, and Planet of the Apes in that list of ‘nudist media.’

The third part of Ages of Aenya, Flesh and Steel, deals with the return of HORDE, a golem from space, who houses the minds of an ancient, advanced civilization known as the Zo. In an attempt to increase biodiversity, HORDE plans to wreak havoc on the planet, and it’s up to the Ilmar to stop him.



At the heart of Flesh and Steel is Emma, a young girl sequestered in her home by her abusive father, who spends most of her days talking to herself and the ravens who make their nests at her windowsill. Xandr and Thelana eventually make an appearance, rescuing Emma from slavery, but THEY WEAR CLOTHES in the frigid Pewter Mountains. Does Flesh and Steel promote a naturist message? Possibly—if that message is that it’s preferable to live and die as a flesh-and-blood human being than as an immortal, unfeeling cyborg. Put more succinctly, the central theme warns against hubris and unrestrained technology, a warning that is becoming increasingly relevant in this current age of AI. As I clearly state at the start of the novel:


Knowledge not tempered by wisdom sows destruction.



If Ages of Aenya is about any one thing, it’s this. I can only assume Mr. Critic Guy never bothered to read my book, that he must have made certain assumptions based on other naturist media he’d read, and I, being stupid enough to promote my book to other nudists, am now stuck with the label. Ages of Aenya is far from flawless, and I have learned quite a bit since writing it. If I had to do it over again, I’d certainly pull back on the heavy-handedness of the themes. But calling it a shallow argument for nudism is demonstrably untrue. (Hell, I am tempted at this point to remove the nudity just to prove a point, but I won’t.) Still, preconceptions are a hard thing to shake these days, which is why I followed Ages of Aenya with The Princess of Aenya, which doesn’t include any nudist characters AT ALL, and why I’ll likely never go back to the Ilmar, much as I love my naked peeps, because the algorithm ruins everything.


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  1. Such a shame that this commentator lumped Ages of Aenya in with other media that doesn’t match it, naturism or no. When I first read it, I had no idea it came from a naturist writer. I thought it was intended for my type of audience, which were the sword and sorcery, science fiction types. There’s literally nothing in this book to even suggest a nudist resort and so one must only conclude, as your other reader did, that this commentator didn’t actually read the book.

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    1. I know, rite? I should have mentioned that my most loyal fans, like yourself, aren’t interest in nudism. You picked up Ages of Aenya because it is first and foremost SWORD AND SORCERY, secondly SCIENCE FICTION, and a very distant third a book about naturism.

      Anyway, thanks for stopping by, Mars. I really appreciate it!

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